The Fall of Captain Sweatpants

As our story unfolds we find one of America’s greatest heroes, Captain Sweatpants, sitting in the closet of his bedroom puzzled over an unusual problem. “Strange, the tides all over the earth are following a different pattern. Could something have affected the moon’s gravitational pull? Whatever it is, it has affected the earths weather. What was once cold is now warm. I find this change extremely disturbing! I better stay put here until I figure this out.” Suddenly the door to our hero’s lair flies open and in bounces America’s Little Firecracker, the girl who can start a spark with one simple smile. But be careful because she can burn you too. Little Firecracker is ready to light up the sky and knows exactly how […]