At the end of the day after school and my brother Jay’s doctor appointment, I thought I would just sit down and tell a few jokes and have some laughs. I think my mom can use it! Anyway here are some of the jokes that my brother and I made up.
What do pigs speak?
PORKuguese! (Get it like Portuguese)
What did the cookie say to the doctor?
I feel crumbly!
(That’s what Jay told the doctor today. He had a headache that would not go away.)
(That’s what the doctor told Jay. He is a very nice man!)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!
Like my jokes? Then leave a comment. I want to get more than Jay did!