End of the Day Jokes

At the end of the day after school and my brother Jay’s doctor appointment, I thought I would just sit down and tell a few jokes and have some laughs. I think my mom can use it! Anyway here are some of the jokes that my brother and I made up.

What do pigs speak?

PORKuguese! (Get it like Portuguese)


Like my drawing?

What did the cookie say to the doctor?

I feel crumbly!

(That’s what Jay told the doctor today. He had a headache that would not go away.)

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Ash

Ash who?

Bless you!

(That’s what the doctor told Jay. He is a very nice man!)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE!

Like my jokes? Then leave a comment. I want to get more than Jay did!

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