Dear Sweet Husband, I know I should be thankful to have a husband who is kind enough to help around the house. I applaud your initiative to start the laundry without me asking. It is for this reason, my love, that I will not complain about the fact that you washed bathing suits in the same load as your work jeans. I can easily overlook, my darling, the fact that you left the wash in the washer for two days as well. BUT my dear, the person whom I know I will blissfully spend the rest of my living days and hopefully if G-d sees fit those days there after with, I kindly ask that if you ever choose to be so helpful again in the future, sweetheart, please can you try to remember to take your F@*King checkbook out of your pocket before you wash!
Love, Your beloved wife