Are Mommy Time Outs just not cutting it anymore? When you look at your children do you finally understand why some animals eat their young? Has the thought of actually boxing up your kiddos and leaving them on someone’s door step occurred to you more than once? Then perhaps it is time that you book a stay at MOMMY JAIL! Don’t wait to pass go! Don’t try to collect $100! Just call now and one of our officers will speed right over with flashy lights and whisk you away to your very own Freedom Cell!
Imagine your very own space where you can actually finish a cup a coffee, a phone conversation, a THOUGHT without being interrupted. You will receive 3 meals a day which you won’t have to even cook or better yet… CLEAN UP! And for an extra small fee, we will even fill your Freedom Cell with all the old magazine articles that you always wanted to read but never had a chance to.
Just listen to what one of our happy customers had to say about Mommy Jail.
I was buttering a piece a toast for my daughter when my son came down and started yelling at me, “You’re not doing your job mom. You left cleaning supplies on my counter and I have no fresh towels!” I snapped! I knew that if I did not put the knife down and call Mommy Jail right then something bad would happen! Mommy Jail is great. Sure I am locked up but that means that my husband and kids are locked out! ~ Mama- from Mama’s Turn Now
And now at participating Mommy Jails you will find special all day Martini recreation rooms, where our guards dress up as cabana boys to serve you. And remember, what happens at Mommy Jail, stays at Mommy Jail.
So don’t delay… call today. Our 911 Operators are standing by to help!
Mommy Jail… when the going gets tough and Mommy’s had enough!